Friday, June 8, 2012

Swedish Dirty Joke

I made a crack about a photo of mine recently that my Swedish roots are showing. I don't have Nordic ancestry, but it sure does look like it now. A friend of mine told me this joke and it cracked me up. If you're Swedish or Finnish, please, don't get offended. It's funny.

A middle aged man went to a bar for a drink. He sees a young, twenty something, beautiful, white blond girl and proceeds to use his best game on her. She eventually warms up to him and they decide to go home together. Things get on exactly how you think they do and they hop into bed.

When they're done, the man asks her, "Are you finished?"

"Well...no." The girl replies

The man is a bit discouraged, but decides to give it another go. Back to bed they go.

When they're done, the man once again asks her, "Are you finished?"

"Um, no." The girl replies.

The man is a bit worried, but decides to give it one more try. Back to bed they go.

When they are done, the exhausted, sweaty middle aged guy asks her, "Please, please be finished."

"I'm not Finnish. I'm Swedish." The girl replies.



Bwa ha ha ha. Cracked  me up. Also made me miss lots of good friends that were comfortable enough to tell me fun dirty jokes.

Becky

11 comments:

Lady in Red said...

Haha ok, that *is* funny! Just perfect! lol... loved it!

Becky said...

Glad you think so. I loved it. I was blessed to have some amazing guy friends in New York who felt comfortable joking around with me like a pal rather than someone's wife who would gasp in horror at the very insinuation of anything inappropriate. I miss them a lot!

Lady in Red said...

Lol, I imagine you would ;-)... there's not much chance of finding that sort of camaraderie here!

Becky said...

Bwa ha ha ha. You're right, not a chance. That would just be asking for all the wrong kind of attention.

Gossip_Grl said...

Now that was funny.:)

Becky said...

Glad you liked it!

Rusty said...

Yeah, that's a good joke

Becky said...

Thanks Rusty! Wish I could claim it.

Anonymous said...

I kinda liked more the other version of this joke:

"I went to finland on holiday last year and I had the best sex of my life, she must have been a tourist too because each time she kept screaming <>"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I kinda liked the other version of this joke a little more:

"I went to finland on holiday last year and I had the best sex of my life, she must have been a tourist too because each time she kept screaming
-I'M NOT FINNISH!! I'M NOT FINNISH!!- "

Becky said...

Ha hahahahahaha. Cheers for an equally good joke.