Swedish Dirty Joke

I made a crack about a photo of mine recently that my Swedish roots are showing. I don't have Nordic ancestry, but it sure does look like it now. A friend of mine told me this joke and it cracked me up. If you're Swedish or Finnish, please, don't get offended. It's funny.

A middle aged man went to a bar for a drink. He sees a young, twenty something, beautiful, white blond girl and proceeds to use his best game on her. She eventually warms up to him and they decide to go home together. Things get on exactly how you think they do and they hop into bed.

When they're done, the man asks her, "Are you finished?"

"Well...no." The girl replies

The man is a bit discouraged, but decides to give it another go. Back to bed they go.

When they're done, the man once again asks her, "Are you finished?"

"Um, no." The girl replies.

The man is a bit worried, but decides to give it one more try. Back to bed they go.

When they are done, the exhausted, sweaty middle aged guy asks her, "Please, please be finished."

"I'm not Finnish. I'm Swedish." The girl replies.



Bwa ha ha ha. Cracked  me up. Also made me miss lots of good friends that were comfortable enough to tell me fun dirty jokes.

Becky