I'm Fabulous, Bitches!

I got another award! I'm not quite sure what's wrong with all of you adorable, but hopelessly confused people giving me awards, but thank you! It really does make my day. And week, month...ok, I'm done. 

^Aw Yeah.^

Gossip Girl from ~*~Whatever~*~ blog was kind enough to grace me with this award. Go love on her please, people. Just make sure it's consensual. She's definitely good fun to read.


In order to accept you must:

1. Post the rules on your blog. (alrighty then, here it is.)

2. Name five of your most fabulous moments, either in real life or in the blogosphere.

3. Name five things you love.

4. Name five things you hate.

5. Pass the ribbon on to five other bloggers. (Leave them a comment to notify them of their win.)

5 Fabulous moment:

1. The times the stick had a + sign instead of a - sign. This is a pregnancy confirmation thing for those who've never had this happen.

2. The first time I tied my own sari correctly. And it didn't fall off.

3. Finally realizing in the front of the church as we were getting married that Daddy G and I were going to be married for a long, long time. It didn't hit me until that moment. Whatever dude, you're stuck.

4. It's not an exact moment, but when I realized that India was not going to bring me to my knees but help me become stronger.

5. Getting some love from some amazing people on the blogosphere. Seriously. It's been amazing how awesome you people are at encouraging others.

5 things I love, not necessarily in order:
1. Byriani - We have a very serious love affair going on.

2. Red wine - That which I cheat on byriani for, although sometimes we end up in a threesome. Take this for what it is people, it's not code for something else.

3. Daddy G and the G-lets - life would be very sucky without them.

4. Reading - let's nerd it up.

5. Eye liner - helping Dutch girls with small-ish blue eyes everywhere.

5 Things I hate:
1. Non Homogenized, non skim milk - seriously, this is all you can get in India and I hate it so hard.

2.  Losing stuff.  Wanna see me lose my shit? Tell me I lost something that I KNOW I put in the correct place. Hilarity ensues, at least for you it does.

3. Inconsiderate and pretentious people - I think this is self explanatory

4. Not having an oven. I love to create baked stuff, and I miss it bad.

5. When Daddy G travels and doesn't bring me along. I do not like being in my house alone for long periods of time.

So. Time to pass along some love. 

1. Nellie Vaughn at: Buttons are not Currency. Check her out people. She's funny, introspective, and generally a great read.

2. Crack You Whip. As you probably know, I like me some funny. This chick has it. Give her a visit.

3. Kitkatkootie: I Want a Dumpster Baby. I like reading this blog a lot. She is just so warm and funny, and brutally honest. Plus mad props for taking control of her life. Mad props people.

4. Ken: Ken in a Tractor. Someone that I've discovered recently and is lots of fun. He reminds me of the farmers I grew up around in the midwest, only a lot more funny.

5. Noa Gavin: Oh Noa. I love reading stuff by Noa. She's hilarious and butt honest, two things I greatly appreciate. Plus, Noa has all the best hookups as to new funny blogs. Love seeing her stuff land in my inbox.

If I didn't get to you this round, my apologies. I read SO many blogs every day, picking only 5 was torture. I guess this means someone else is going to have to get a little crazy and give me some more awards so I can pass around even more love.

Becky